He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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