Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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