she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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