Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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