sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
