covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
They took my balls.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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