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  Your tits are I can't wait for

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• (805): View more from California

  When do i get to see u next week?

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  When I teabag your entire family

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.

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• (845): View more from New York

  that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.

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• (845): View more from New York

  also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.

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  I won

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..

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