So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He felt like a one man threesome
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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