i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.