Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
What is this nonsense on the table
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.