Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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