Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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