that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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