I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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