i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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