You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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