I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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