Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
