I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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