I feel great
I just peed on a car
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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