There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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