This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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