have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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