Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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