how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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