So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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