I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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