That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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