Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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