tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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