yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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