Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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