I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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