Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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