Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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