Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
do herpes really smell.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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