We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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