i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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