it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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