Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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