Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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