Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
When did we convert life to cartoon?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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