if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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