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Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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