you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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