Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
Randomize
