Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm at about main and main street
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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