If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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