hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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