He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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