google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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