I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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