I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
