i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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